Pay Pig excuses for beginners!
A little Financial Fetish Humor with a side dish of education!
These “reasons” why someone can’t tribute are as old as My grandma’s buckskin bra and boys are still using them daily on new and not so new unsuspecting girls who haven’t developed an aversion to carrots yet.
What is really amusing is that after literally YEARS of financial domination or financial fetish has made it’s round now online and has literally turned into a fad, these silly little grasshoppers still haven’t come up with much of anything new.
I am personally wondering if this is a “hand-me-down ” syndrome from one generation of piggy trolls to the next generation not unlike what you see in Bars and Clubs when it comes to those super cheesy pick up lines that only work on the most desperate and inexperienced of women.
I don’t have a debit / credit card!
First of all this is almost impossible in this time and age where the majority of transactions and verification now require some form of plastic payment method in your name, but even if you are still living under a rock or have ruined your credit so much already that your Bank locks the door when they see you coming, there are is always such a thing as a Pre-Paid Credit Card you can purchase and load up with funds available in most Gas Stations and Retails Stores. That aside darlings, a boy without plastic payment methods online is utterly worthless. So use that excuse and you just bought yourself a one way ticket to iggy land.
I forgot my Wallet in the Car / Work / etc!
Oh my really? You were foolish enough to leave your Wallet with your ID in it and other really important information in a place that other people can easily get to? I think you best get your arse moving and retrieve it. *End of conversation* and *automatic block* for using one of the most annoying lies which just screamed loudly… I am an Idiot who thinks you are a total moron. NEVER insult a woman’s intelligence this way.
My wife / GF / Mother / Sister etc is coming!
Isn’t it funny how these dear ladies always show up right when it is time to put your money where your mouth is? Of course if they were really suddenly appearing you have a lot more to worry about when you are caught once again with your dick out jerking while talking to a strange women. As often as this seems to happen to some of you poor darlings may I suggest you start putting financial fetish on the back burner and start a savings fund for your impending DIVORCE. They do get rather costly.
I want to get to know you better first!
Now I am all for boys doing research and getting to know the Lady with whom they wish to have an actual D/s relationship with but let’s be honest that isn’t you. Someone who is actually into getting to know the Lady whom he approaches never needs to be told to send a courtesy or “sincerity” tribute to show that he is not just there to waste your time. They do it automatically because they respect her and want to see where this is going. So for the rest of you “wanting to get to know you better first” peacocks try this one… Go and read her blog posts, tweets, call her on a phone line and feel free to stay on for hours at the cost of xyz per minute while enjoying the delightful experience of getting to know her.
I am in between pay days, if you give me some time now …
Stop right there! This is an instant ignore UNTIL you have been paid and come back with tribute money. Giving you any kind of credit might happen once you have literally and loyally served Me for several years and I know I can trust you, but then in that case I would also know when your pay day is and I would have put you on a budget. So this wouldn’t be happening to begin with.
I would love to tribute you but I have other obligations right now that I have to take care of first!
Now this one I am not going to make too much fun off because if it’s actually true then I give you a small measure of respect, but until you got your obligations taken care of and have free to use aka play money you can tribute you have no business taking up MY time either. Go forth and pay your bills!
I am Student and just can’t afford to tribute you but soon I’ll have a great job and then I can spoil you…
First of all you need to be concentrating on your studies to begin with. Second when you first get a job in the field that you are currently studying and that is IF you get a good job in the field you are studying you will NOT have any money to spoil me for a long time yet. Why? It’s called Student Loans and getting your life set up. Maybe moving costs and many other little things that come with being a young adult who is just starting out. This might work on the 18 to 23 crowd of girls because they don’t know any better either, but a woman in her late 30’s on up who already had life experience and education of her own will laugh you right out of the court.
If you really would love what you are doing you wouldn’t require for me to pay you!
Wait I have to stop laughing first… What part of financial domination or financial fetish did you not get? If either of those is something the woman loves to do, then dipshit HER TAKING YOUR MONEY is the fetish and HER CONTROLLING YOUR FINANCES AS WELL AS TAKING WHAT SHE DESIRES AS PART OF THAT CONTROL is the DOMINATION! FINANCIAL = MONEY, MATERIAL POSSESSION, VALUABLE GOODS! Rolls eyes.
I am too cheap to spend a lot!
Thanks for the heads up … next. Listen we all understand budgets but Financial Domination / Fetish is a LUXURY FETISH and that means at least reasonably higher amounts. Now if you just want to actually tribute in the good old fashioned sense of the word, meaning giving without even as much as an acknowledgement then the amount doesn’t matter – go ahead and send your $5.00 and up. But that is not what you guys want is it? You want attention for it so try for the lower bankers at least $50 on up and for the general at least $100 on up, and for the High ROLLERS at least $1000 on up. What class do you belong in and want to claim? Cheapskates who are proud of being cheap are nothing but an annoyance in the long run and don’t belong in this fetish.
But I tributed to you last month!
That’s nice dear… pet pet pet on the head. What does that have to do with today? I took a shit last week too, that doesn’t mean I don’t have to poop today!
I have spent xyz on my previous Mistress talk!
YAWN!!!! What does that have to do with Me again? Look, first of all there is always a reason why she is your previous Mistress and second of all I didn’t benefit from it. So go and tell your best friend about it and jerk off with him to your fantasy of how that impresses anyone but yourself. If anything this type of bragging just gets you blocked for being a bore.
If you do xyz I will tribute you but you have to motivate me first. Show me your …!
Welcome to the Adult Industry Business Women Counsel. Your request to purchase a Show has been noted. I will pass your Order on to the next available Cam Girl, Escort, Fetish Producer or other available Entertainer who enjoys fulfilling your Order. Please be advised that you have just been filed as Trick, Client, or Weasel Dick who has zero idea of what submission, slavery and servitude is. Further more be advised that the going rate for your Demand starts at $250 and goes up from there depending on Entertainer and Model. It can go as high as $10,000 for basic depending on popularity and self-worth. Have a nice day. A SUB, SLAVE OR PAYPIG DOES NOT MAKE DEMANDS! HE EARNS HIS REWARDS BY OBEYING AND SERVING!
I could keep going but…
I think you got the point. Dear boys and girls, there is nothing new under the sun when it comes to guys making excuses as to why they can’t tribute or won’t tribute. There is an entire Fetish offspring that is build around this and it is called “Timewasting”. Yes, these days it has actually been turned into fetishism by guys who can’t or won’t actually afford to participate in the actual financial fetish or domination.
Now keep in mind that one persons trash is another persons treasure in the long run, but when you see someone tagging every single skirt with this type of BS the chances are that you have just encountered the proud Brotherhood of time consuming Weasel Dicks.
Don’t give them more time than you are willing to invest in them and always remember this girls – ONLY YOU CAN WASTE YOUR TIME – THERE IS A REASON WHY WE HAVE MUTE, BLOCK , IGNORE AND MOVE ON.
Goddess Bella Donna